Un-Boom Me!

Okay, we got it - a lot of babies were born in thedo a novel set in ancient Greece. There's nothing
decade after World War II ended. Here's what I don'twrong with all that Flower Power stuff, but it isn't my
understand: all these millions of babies were born, andexperience.Set us free, release us from the Baby
then the birth rate dropped; and all those babies thatBoomer group - we want to go off on our own. The
were born in that 1946 - 1964 period are known as thetired "I did the wild drugs and peace and freedom bit,
Baby Boom generation.If the kids had kept coming,now I'm going to get rich" doesn't fit even one of my
would we be talking about a Baby Boom thatcontemporaries. Think about it. We didn't grow up in
extended from 1946 to 1972, or 1975? And if so, wouldIke's fifties and react to that upbringing by inventing pot
we keep defining the whole blinking generation by theparties. We grew up with Vietnam on the evening
trends and events that shaped maybe the first tennews, watching RFK and MLK and Malcolm get shot
percent of them?I was born on December 31, 1959. Idown, and then saw Watergate, the icing on the cake,
have exactly nothing more or less in common with thearound the time we entered high school. Of course we
stereotypical Baby Boomer than with any other humanbecame punk rockers! What would anyone do?In our
being on the planet. I don't know from Howdy Doody.twenties, half our gay friends died of AIDS, sometimes
Ed Sullivan is a dim memory, already a caricature bytwo weeks after the first symptom appeared. In our
the time I was old enough to pay attention. I can'tthirties, we began to have children - the Boomer
remember Father Knows Best. Annette Funicello?experience of kids in college and beyond isn't ours,
Give me a break. My older brother went toeither. Of my high school graduating class of 1978, only
Woodstock, one of the younger attendees at age 15one friend (Dave) has a 15-year-old (and Dave was
(and got his sleeping bag stolen); I was at home withalways more responsible than the rest of us). My
the younger siblings, watching the moon landing.All ofyoungest is three; John has a two-year-old. Steve the
the signal events associated with the Baby Boom areformer ticket scalper (a master sign painter
my older siblings' experiences, not mine. I don't"letter-head" in Berkeley) has a one-year-old.Honestly,
remember JFK's asassination. Hippies were slightlywhen I think of the boomer stereotype, I think of my
exotic when I was six or seven years old, and thenold boss, Marty. Only ten years older than me, the guy
really boring.I have my own set of reference points. Myseemed like a fossil, culturally: he didn't know jack
poor brother Pete, an even further-out-on-the-curveabout anything that he didn't read in Customer Service
Baby Boomer than I, born in March of 1964, wouldn'tManagement Today magazine. He would bring
even remember the few Boomer references thatnew-car brochures to work and show them to me. I
register for me. How can we all be lumped in onecould not relate, because I was sleep-deprived after
group together? Could any set of people born overhaving danced all night and coming into work directly
any 18-year period be expected to have that much infrom Medusa, the after-hours club. One day, when we
common? We just don't. Ask a real Boomer, awere finshing up a project together on a Saturday,
1946-through-1956 Boomer, how he felt the first timeMarty said "You really like music, don't you? Who's that
he heard the B-52s. Whaaa? We heard "Rockon your Walkman - Gruppo Sportivo?" That's right, I
Lobster" and had to call 15 people and say "Wait untilsaid. I also had the Roches and Ben Sidron and the
you hear this, it's random, it's the greatestGap Band and Joan Armatrading and Fear and the
thing."Un-boom me, now. I insist. I could give a damnPalominos on there. And Marty said, "Yeah, I'm into Iron
about the Summer of Love. I never trusted anyoneButterfly." I just stared at him. "Um, are they still
over 30 any less than anyone else. When I startedrecording?" I asked.Un-bundle us, un-boom us, we opt
going to concerts in high school, it was (briefly) 70'sout. Have a happy sixtieth birthday, Boomers, and be
rock bands, and then (avidly) Tuff Darts and Blondie atwell: just leave us out of the club, because we are a
Irving Plaza. If anything, my contemporaries are thewhole 'nother thing.Liz Ryan is a workplace expert,
Tickets Generation - it was "can you get tickets to25-year corporate (Fortune 500) HR executive, and
Zappa at the Beacon? What about Ian Dury at Max'sthe founder and CEO of WorldWIT, the world's largest
Kansas City?"I was at the Blondie concert on the pieronline community for professional women. Liz is an
at Asbury Park when Debbie Harry got booed forinternational keynote speaker on workplace, work/life,
singing "Heart of Glass" (disco sucks, remember?). Ileadership, and women in the workplace topics.
remember Son of Sam and dancing to Rick JamesWorldWIT provides internal communication and
and the New Year's Eve fire on my 19th birthday atcommunity-building services, consulting and training to
the Ipanema Club near Times Square. I rememberemployers seeking to create a diversity culture and to
when Sid Vicious died, like it was yesterday. I read Goincrease retention and engagement of women and
Ask Alice when it was assigned to us in tenth-grademinorities. Liz lives in Boulder, Colorado with her
English class, and related to it the same way I wouldhusband and five children.